A while back in the Target parking lot..

Josh (coldly):You should hit that guy in the purple shirt.
Margo (matter of factly):Because vehicular homicide will look good on my peace corp application.
Josh (evenly):Well there aren’t any cars over there so I don’t see why it would be a problem.

During the WEEDS marathon

Black girl in WEEDS: He is gayer than a handbag full of rainbows

Ryan Scott: Someone should write that down!

Josh: I will

RyanS: Mr. Reporter

RyanE: Let me whip out my Polly Pocket notebook!

At the apartment..

Ryan walks up with a bag of sunflower seeds and a red cup

Tommy: My mom does that!

Josh: My mom does that too! You’re like our moms!

Ryan: Someone has got to straighten you guys out!

Group laugh

in a text message..

Cole: You must embrace your nature. You are complete, worth, and whole. You were created to be this way.

California Pizza Kitchen in East Cobb..

Ordering Drinks.

Josh: Water with lemon

Margo: Water with lemons

Stephen: As well.

(Waiter looks confused, stammers)

Stephen: I will have water.

Josh: (laughs under breath)

Ryan: (ordering his drink) Coke, please.

while looking at tattoos on genitalia..

Margo: (to Stephen) I’m going to get your name tattooed on my VADGE!

in the car, passing two boys fighting on the sidewalk..

Josh: It must be so nice to just walk around and beat each other up.  I don’t have time for it.

Over BlackBerryMessenger, about her being 21 last..

Margo Johnsen: “Can we get a pitcher? How many glasses? Minus one for the child. She’ll have water with lemon in a sippy cup.”

Everyone pilled on the bed..

(Margo is touching Stephen’s “open wound” with a sticky note)

Ryan: Why did you bring that up? That isn’t a cut, it’s just a boo boo.

At 234B

Ashley: I like to sneeze.

Josh: You know, sneezing is the closest thing you can get to an orgasm.

(Group laughs hysterically to tears)