at ATT, about selling an iPhone at invoice price.

ATT Rep: I’m sorry sir, I forgot that I made the rules when I woke up this morning!

on AIM, about having a good day..

Johnny: you are who you are, dont let people bring you down, cause thats not who you are.

Part of an E-Mail..

Sissy: And you are right about knowing who your true friends are. The older you get the more you will see that and the more you will find out that they are few and far between.

on AIM…

Gary: I’m trying to figure out how to push my own fears, inhibitions, and worry aside and just grab life and go at it with no regrets. Only then will we see our dreams come true. Even though it may leave us shaking in excitement.

Visiting Mal and Amanda…

Josh: You know the RAs do rotations now.

Mallory: We pay so much money, just leave us alone!

A while back in the Target parking lot..

Josh (coldly):You should hit that guy in the purple shirt.
Margo (matter of factly):Because vehicular homicide will look good on my peace corp application.
Josh (evenly):Well there aren’t any cars over there so I don’t see why it would be a problem.

During the WEEDS marathon

Black girl in WEEDS: He is gayer than a handbag full of rainbows

Ryan Scott: Someone should write that down!

Josh: I will

RyanS: Mr. Reporter

RyanE: Let me whip out my Polly Pocket notebook!

At the apartment..

Ryan walks up with a bag of sunflower seeds and a red cup

Tommy: My mom does that!

Josh: My mom does that too! You’re like our moms!

Ryan: Someone has got to straighten you guys out!

Group laugh

in a text message..

Cole: You must embrace your nature. You are complete, worth, and whole. You were created to be this way.

California Pizza Kitchen in East Cobb..

Ordering Drinks.

Josh: Water with lemon

Margo: Water with lemons

Stephen: As well.

(Waiter looks confused, stammers)

Stephen: I will have water.

Josh: (laughs under breath)

Ryan: (ordering his drink) Coke, please.